Feelin' Sassy? Then our sassy red 2-pack special is for you! You get 14 bright red two packs filled with our best handmade Happy Balls! Our classic Label is on one side and an assortment of 14 different ball jokes is on the other. Ideal for gift-giving. You get one of each of the following:

• BALLS ENCLOSED - DO NOT CRUSH!
• Take 2 balls and call me in the morning
• The Best for the Best
• Normally I'd give you my Heart but...
• Happy Balls! the most fun you can have without laughing
• Love me, Love my balls
• BALLS ENCLOSED (About time, huh?)
• Finally...Balls that are Worthy of you!
• Now you have Happy Balls! (The rest of you is on it's own.)
• Are you "Ball-worthy"?
• I love you from the bottom of my...
• "Balls!" said the queen, "If I were a King, I'd have two of them!"
• Are your balls happy?  Here - take mine.
• BALLS ENCLOSED ...not that you need any.

PLUS!...Buy a set for Valentine's day this year and get two additional red 2 packs absolutely free with special Valentine messages on them!