Feelin' Sassy? Then our sassy red 2-pack special is for you! You get 14 bright red two packs with our traditional Happy Balls! Label on one side and an assortment of 14 different ball-joke phrases on the other. Ideal for gift-giving. You get one of each of the following:
- BALLS ENCLOSED DO NOT CRUSH!
- Take 2 balls and call me in the morning
- The Best for the Best
- Normally I'd give you my Heart but...
- Happy Balls! the most fun you can have without laughing
- Love me, Love my balls
- BALLS ENCLOSED (About time, huh?)
- Finally...Balls that are Worthy of you!
- Now you have Happy Balls! (The rest of you is on it's own.)
- Are you "Ball-worthy"?
- I love you from thebottom of my...
- "Balls!" said the queen, "If I were a King, I'd have two of them!"
- Are your balls happy? Here - take mine.
- BALLS ENCLOSED ...not that you need any.
